It can happen to any old man: One wrong step and you’re helpless on the floor. Fortunately old Bert has a neighbour whose helpful hands will have him walking again soon enough. Mind you, the outfit she wears would make a dead man walk

At 39 degrees centigrade it is far too hot for sex - or even to walk, as Mireck finds out as he nearly has a heart failure. Fortunately Stacey is there to help him, to recue him out of the water too and to give him one of his favorite massages...