Bert is not feeling very well so he goes to see the doctor who is very thorough: Even a simple cough needs a complete physical examination. However, when she finds out Bert is faking it all just to get a look at her legs she is very cooperative...

During an in depth interview with Mireck we find out that he is actually a war hero. In fact, the army is so grateful to him that he still receives massages at their cost. We do wonder if the army knows what Mireck means by massages though...